'Hi, my name is Farmer Goatbeard, well that's what people call me in these parts. Now I've retired and handed my farm onto my children I spend most of my time on the front porch. Since you've stopped by, I might as well tell you about a bunch of friends I met when I was younger.'
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No Y fronts? really? bother.
Did someone say Y Fronts? If you want some SOuthland is the best and maybe only place to still sell them. I don't know if you have heard of the band The Swede Eaters? They wrote a song named Y Fronts I would love to share it with you sometime. They represent the epitome of the rugged Southland male.
I can see where this is going.
Week one: Profile on "friend" John the painter
Week two: Profile on "friend" Fiddlesticks the gumboot maker
Week three: Profile on "friend" Cameron Ramshackle-Jellynose, King of Window Washer Waltzes Land
Week four: gap week
week five: gap week
week six: apology for gap weeks
week sevev: gap week
week eight: readership reduced to a faithful three or four, eagerly awaiting an update that never eventuates. . . .
Get some new material mate!
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